Category Archives: Cocktail Hour

Celebrate V-Day Even if You Are Single

If you are single on Valentine’s Day, don’t spend it crying into your B-cups. Hiding under the duvet with an industrial-sized Advil and a tub of Ben and Jerry’s Cookie Dough ice cream is not going to make you feel … Continue reading

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Douche Bag Daiquiri

What do you do when you’ve been dumped by a bag of douche? Play “I Will Survive” on continuous loop, get some hair therapy and start a rebound relationship with your cocktail blender. Here is the perfect drink to get … Continue reading

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Domestic Insanity

Housework can inspire fear and loathing in the best of us but some of us are so allergic that the thought of spring cleaning makes us want to reach for a cocktail the size of South Beach and a shot … Continue reading

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Queenly Compliments

Compliments are Champagne for the feminine soul. They are as essential as chocolate and cocktails to maintain our sense of wellbeing, not to mention stoke our libido. However, it’s often harder to get a compliment out of a straight guy … Continue reading

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Cocktail Hour: The Fake Orgasm

Let’s face it, who hasn’t earned the occasional Oscar in the bedroom? Sometimes, we just aren’t feeling it. Maybe it was a long day, maybe your new man is hung like a field mouse, or maybe he thinks foreplay is … Continue reading

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The Chardonnay Support Group

I believe that you can survive anywhere and almost anything as long as you have a Chardonnay Support Group – a small cheer squad of female friends you can share stories with, who enjoy a tipple or two and having … Continue reading

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Casablanca Cocktail

I love the idea of bringing back Cocktail Hour – introducing a little Hollywood into our lounge-rooms and our love affairs. We can all be Ginger Rogers and Carey Grant when the lights go down. So set the dimmers on … Continue reading

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Cocktail Hour: Storm in a B-Cup

There is no better salve for the tempests of modern life than the Storm in a B-Cup cocktail. Sometimes we all need to run for the nearest sympathetic bar man and cry into our b-cups, whether recovering from heartache, psychotic … Continue reading

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Cocktail Hour: Spank Me

Gore Vidal was once asked if he believed in corporal punishment and he replied: “only between consenting adults.” I subscribe to the same view as the great writer and bon vivant. Occasionally we all need a little discipline. There is … Continue reading

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Cocktail Hour: Holiday Romance

Summer is the time to pack your bags, your teeny-weeny bikinis and your toothbrush and take off for exotic locales. It’s the season for sun, surf and unchartered territory. It’s the time for flesh baring and flirting with handsome strangers … Continue reading

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