Happiness is the art of self-delusion. We all need a little fantasy to keep us afloat. And I’m never happier than when I’m having a celebrity affair in the boudoir depths of my own mind. My favorite Celebrity Crush at the moment is Rafael Nadal who has a face and body that looks like Botticelli came to Baywatch. Mmmm just looking at that chiseled face makes me want to melt like a gelato in the sun. Nadal models underwear for Armani and is the number 1 tennis player in the world. The guy’s got balls. And part from being a total Stud Muffin he’s got a sexy Spanish accent. There’s barely anything I enjoy more than getting served by this strapping olive-skinned Adonis.
Of course, it takes the right libation to be able to get in the mood for getting down with a tennis God or whatever other celebrity takes your fancy. But here it is, our own Celebrity Crush, a drink that will inspire your fantasies. Drink at your own risk and you will soon be enjoying your own Golden Globes ceremony.
- 1oz Triple Sec
- 4oz Lemon Vodka
- Orange Juice
- Club soda
- 1 Lemon
- Lemon slice for garnish
In a cocktail glass filled with ice, pour lemon vodka and triple sec together. Lightly squeeze in the lemon and fill glass with orange juice. Top with club soda and garnish with a lemon slice. Cheers!