What do you do when you’ve been dumped by a bag of douche? Play “I Will Survive” on continuous loop, get some hair therapy and start a rebound relationship with your cocktail blender. Here is the perfect drink to get your spirits back if you’ve been wounded on the Gaza strip of romance. And if he rings just to rub it in, tell him: “I’d love to stop and chat, but you’ve lost your place in the queue and I have a waiting list.” Living well is the best revenge. Make up your mind to move up the dating chain and to find a man that deserves you. This charmed elixir and Gloria Gaynor will get help you get your Sexy back.
Breakup Prescription:
Sing This Song Every Morning in the Shower (even if the neighbor’s start a petition) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuRgQlfpD0U and drink this precocious potion.
- 2 oz rum
- ½ oz lime juice
- ¼ -½ Oz Cointreau
Pour the rum, lime juice and Cointreau into a Cocktail Shaker with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Chin chin.