Housework can inspire fear and loathing in the best of us but some of us are so allergic that the thought of spring cleaning makes us want to reach for a cocktail the size of South Beach and a shot of Ephedrine. There’s only one solution, a hearty dose of my Domestic Insanity cocktail, a trashy magazine and a good lie down. The dishes can wait. Either that, or you can start eating off paper plates.
- © 1 oz Vodka
- © 2 oz Prosecco or other sparkling dry white wine
- © 2 oz Pineapple Juice
Combine, Vodka, Prosecco, and Pineapple Juice in a highball or Collins glass filled with ice. Turn the lights down to hide the mess and drink up.